Top Ten Tuesday - Ten Reasons the Red Wings Suck

1. They cheat just enough to get an unfair advantage and yet it is subtle enough that they get away with it
2. How do you get all those players into your salary cap? cuz its a scam... just to get certain players to win the cup... who wants the same team to win every year... lame
3. Datsyuk a star player, mvp? Ya right... he plays like crap the whole playoffs... lets blame it on an injury
4. Ducks are better.... the goal that put detroit past ducks only went in because they shoved our goalie into the net
5. Penguins will prevail. Crosby, Malkin, Kunitz = much better players
6. Osgood kicks the net off during any time of pressure in his zone, what a scam
7. Holmstrom cries like a little girl
8. Hossa goes to Detroit from Pittsburgh to win a cup? I think he should have stayed in Pittsburgh
9. Zetterburg and Franzen are pretty good... so they are not a reason the Red Wings suck
0. What the crap does an octopus have to do with the Red Wings