Top Ten Tuesday - Ten Excuses to Avoid Going to the Ballet

1. I'm on a cruise that weekend.
2. I have to stay home and nurse my sick pet lizard
3. I promised my grandma I would take her to see lawrence welk that night
4. Espn is showing the knitting championships that night and I can't miss it.
5. I had my palm read yesterday and it predicted bad things if I see people in tutu's
6. I took a tumble in the sand dunes, broke my coccyx
7. I need to stick around my home base and wait for news
(if you dont watch Seinfeld you probably wont think this one is as funny as i do)
8. My arms got sucked into the vacuum and I cant get them out, I'm gonna have to stay home.
9. I got locked in my refrigerator and I have to eat my way out before I can leave the house.
0. I told the telemarketers that I would be available that night between 5 and 10



Luckily the first one was legitimate for me and it was the only one i had to try.... If anyone has better excuses i would love to here them.

Top Ten Tuesday - Ten Things to do at Work

1. Work (you should always work hard and get everything done that needs to be done)
2. Extra Work (its always good to go above and beyond)
3. Eat, food keeps the mind going
4. Send Napoleon Dynamite quotes to friends over IM
5. Make updates to your blog
6. Find an instrument and play it
7. Pretend your computer is a cave that you must tunnel your way out of
8. Read the Christian Singles Magazine, or just flip through it and laugh
9. Color Coordinate the office
0. Join Online Mailing lists in order to get free stuff on your Birthday.



Seriously, if anybody reads this... i'm gonna run out of top ten ideas real fast, cuz lets face it, as true as that fortune cookie down below in my posts is, its tough to think of new ideas, and i'm really not putting much time into it. so if you got any requests let me know

Top Ten Tuesday - Ten Things You Should Never Leave Home Without

1. Clothes
2. Money/Wallet
3. Keys
4. A Writing Utensil
5. Cell Phone
6. Moleskine
7. Fresh Breath
8. Fresh Armpits
9. Sleep
10. A Miniature Screwdriver Kit