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Top Ten Tuesday - Things to do when you are sick

1. Edit your Blog
2. Sleep
3. Watch Seinfeld
4. Play Instruments
5. Play Video games
6. Use it as an excuse to eat candy such as Werthers
7. Drink Hot Tea
8. Make other people be your slaves
9. Take a nice long shower
10. Sleep again


I'm not doing so good on these top ten Tuesday things.... but hey nobody reads them anyways

Top Ten Tuesday - Ten Reasons that Today is a Great Day

1-10. It's my Birthday

Top Ten Tuesday - Ten Reasons the Red Wings Suck

1. They cheat just enough to get an unfair advantage and yet it is subtle enough that they get away with it
2. How do you get all those players into your salary cap? cuz its a scam... just to get certain players to win the cup... who wants the same team to win every year... lame
3. Datsyuk a star player, mvp? Ya right... he plays like crap the whole playoffs... lets blame it on an injury
4. Ducks are better.... the goal that put detroit past ducks only went in because they shoved our goalie into the net
5. Penguins will prevail. Crosby, Malkin, Kunitz = much better players
6. Osgood kicks the net off during any time of pressure in his zone, what a scam
7. Holmstrom cries like a little girl
8. Hossa goes to Detroit from Pittsburgh to win a cup? I think he should have stayed in Pittsburgh
9. Zetterburg and Franzen are pretty good... so they are not a reason the Red Wings suck
0. What the crap does an octopus have to do with the Red Wings

Top Ten Tuesday - Ten Excuses to Avoid Going to the Ballet

1. I'm on a cruise that weekend.
2. I have to stay home and nurse my sick pet lizard
3. I promised my grandma I would take her to see lawrence welk that night
4. Espn is showing the knitting championships that night and I can't miss it.
5. I had my palm read yesterday and it predicted bad things if I see people in tutu's
6. I took a tumble in the sand dunes, broke my coccyx
7. I need to stick around my home base and wait for news
(if you dont watch Seinfeld you probably wont think this one is as funny as i do)
8. My arms got sucked into the vacuum and I cant get them out, I'm gonna have to stay home.
9. I got locked in my refrigerator and I have to eat my way out before I can leave the house.
0. I told the telemarketers that I would be available that night between 5 and 10



Luckily the first one was legitimate for me and it was the only one i had to try.... If anyone has better excuses i would love to here them.

Top Ten Tuesday - Ten Things to do at Work

1. Work (you should always work hard and get everything done that needs to be done)
2. Extra Work (its always good to go above and beyond)
3. Eat, food keeps the mind going
4. Send Napoleon Dynamite quotes to friends over IM
5. Make updates to your blog
6. Find an instrument and play it
7. Pretend your computer is a cave that you must tunnel your way out of
8. Read the Christian Singles Magazine, or just flip through it and laugh
9. Color Coordinate the office
0. Join Online Mailing lists in order to get free stuff on your Birthday.



Seriously, if anybody reads this... i'm gonna run out of top ten ideas real fast, cuz lets face it, as true as that fortune cookie down below in my posts is, its tough to think of new ideas, and i'm really not putting much time into it. so if you got any requests let me know